Jokes for Votes DAY 2

So yesterday we had a deal...

I provide jokes and you provide the votes.

So today's joke goes out to a very dedicated group of voters, my extended family in Puerto Rico, especially one uncle in particular.

Teeeehehehe....
Now your end of the deal, VOTE.  HERE (#2 Christina)

And the second half of my promise is that will get to know a little better through these jokes. You know, the warm and fuzzies thing we talked about.

I am 50% PUERTO RICAN! 

My booty is the entire 50%.  My skin...is lacking in the proof area, my brother got the tan gene. 

IAMNOTJEALOUS IAMNOTJEALOUS IAMNOTJEALOUS

Yes I am...

Bootylicious Hugs,
Christina

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